Saturday, June 20, 2009

Secret Weapon

THEY USED

TO MATCH

ME UP WITH

GUYS THEY

KNEW WOULD

WIN


THREE

THREE MINUTE

ROUNDS

THEY KNEW

THAT I'D

LOSE


I'D DRINK

BEERS AND

SMOKE

A JOINT

BEFORE

EACH FIGHT


IT SELDOM

WORKED OUT

FOR THEM

THEY'D SCRATCH

THEIR HEADS

DUMBFOUNDED


I WAS

ALREADY TO

OLD TO

FIGHT ANYWAY

I WAS

UNSCHOOLED


BUT I

HAD A SECRET

WEAPON AND

AFTER I'D WIN

SHE AND I

WOULD GET DRUNK AND

FUCK

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I struggle with addiction and am just recently out of prison- I dislike most people and am bitter and self destructive. Yet somehow I have a good time. My first wife wanted to be an FBI agent when I met her in college, and the last one was a prostitute,the former gave me three great kids that I named Dakota, Skye and Willow, the latter a hell of a hard time. In the past I have been a busboy, a waiter, and a bartender. I have worked in nearly all construction trades including carpentry, brick laying, electrical, weilding, and plumbing. Once I had a job where I climbed tree's for a living. I fought Mixed Martial Arts when they still called it No Holds Barred, I have sold cars and was an editorial cartoonist. I am a failed actor, to lazy to try very hard, and lived with outlaw bikers in Northern California. I served as a medic in the army,and studied creative writing as well as radio tv. I cook a mean breakfast and like to sit and think sometimes all day. Did I say think or drink?